CRYBABY ALERT….FOR AMERICA

Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: LEFTIES THROW A JULY 4TH FUNERAL FOR AMERICA

While normal people light fireworks and grill hot dogs, NYC lefties held a full-blown courthouse funeral for the United States… complete with shouting and sobbing.

They’re out there “mourning America” like the country just died in a tragic flag accident.

Spoiler: it didn’t. It just passed a bill they don’t like.

Nothing screams freedom like cosplay grief and shaky tambourines outside a government building.

Somebody bring them tissues, earplugs, and a slice of humble pie (hold the gluten).

Cheers to Tears!

Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: KAMALA AND BIDEN THROW FITS OVER TRUMP’S BILL – SHORTAGE OF TISSUES EXPECTED

The Ghostwriter of Biden™ is working overtime, because Joe and Kamala are melting down over Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill.

Kamala calls it “devastating,” Joe mutters it’s “cruel,” and together they’re dissolving faster than a snowflake in a Prius during Pride Month.

Now Kamala’s shrieking about “Project 2025” like it’s a horror flick, while Joe’s wandering off chasing ice cream trucks and forgetting which state he’s in.

Meanwhile, according to most democrats’ sobbing car confessionals, Trump’s bill supposedly kicks puppies, cancels grandma’s bingo night, and might even sneak in to shut off your A/C during a heatwave.

But Trump’s just cruising, passing bills, keeping promises, and dropping enough wins to flood the DNC with tears.

Sorry, guys… no office, no Oval… no one cares what you have to say.

Cheers to Tears!

Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: TRUMP’S BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL PASSES – DEMS MELT HARDER THAN A WHOLE FOODS CANDLE DISPLAY

Trump’s tax-cutting, border-boosting, green-energy-crushing bill passed the House, and Democrats are weeping into their oat milk like their brunch got defunded.

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries gave an 8-hour meltdown so long it needed intermission and popcorn, then still lost 218–214.

The bill torches Biden’s handouts, extends Trump’s tax cuts, and drops a red, white, and blue mic right before July 4th.

Now, the left is retreating to their emotional support safe space, TikTok car cry sessions, and 37-paragraph Instagram captions about “justice.”

Cheers to Tears!