BREAKING ; Trump threatens 25% tariffs on Colombia, Heroic Colombian President imposes 50% tariffs on US imports

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BREAKING – Colombia imposes 50% tariffs on US imports after Trump sanctions: president

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
JUST IN: Colombian President Gustavo Petro offers up presidential plane to help repatriate deportees from the United States as Trump threatens 25% tariffs on the country.

Trump: I am imposing 25% tariffs on Colombia after they refused to accept our repatriation flights.

Petro: Here is my plane.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 #BREAKING UPDATE: After President Trump SLAMMED Colombia with sanctions, Colombian President Gustavo Petro now says he will be sending the presidential plane to pick up deportees from the US, per CNN

That didn’t take long! 🤣

THIS is what strong leadership looks like. America is back.

mdtlion
@mdtlion
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Heroic Colombian President Gustavo Petro Saves World From Deportation Flights, Demands Migrants Return in Five-Star Luxury Jets

In a stunning act of bravery that has left The Guardian and ABC journalists sobbing tears of joy into their soy lattes, Colombia’s socialist president, Gustavo Petro, has boldly stood up to Donald Trump by refusing to accept deportation flights of his own citizens. Petro, clearly auditioning for a Nobel Peace Prize, declared that deported criminals should only return to Colombia aboard luxury planes, sipping champagne, and wrapped in dignity—because handcuffs, apparently, are a violation of human rights.

Meanwhile, Trump, the literal reincarnation of pure evil (according to BlueCry), responded by slapping 50% tariffs on Colombian goods, revoking visas, and vowing to protect America from “illegal criminals.” Naturally, this sent The Guardian into full meltdown mode, with headlines like “Trump Wages War on Poor, Innocent Deportees”—because nothing says “innocent” like breaking the law and jumping borders.

Petro’s loyal fans in the media praised his “strong leadership,” conveniently ignoring the fact that Colombia happily accepted 475 flights over the past few years. But now, because Trump dared to enforce immigration law, it’s suddenly racist and fascist to expect a country to take its own people back.

The best part? Petro’s plan to treat deportees like royalty is being cheered on by Guardian-reading, socialism-loving keyboard warriors who probably believe free plane rides should be part of every migrant’s basic human rights. Trump’s tariffs, of course, are being spun as “cruel retaliation” instead of what they really are: brilliant America First policy.

In conclusion: Deport the criminals. Slap the tariffs. Cry harder, libtards.

Heritage Foundation
@Heritage
A story in 2 parts:

1:28 PM – President Trump announces consequences for Colombia after their socialist president rejected U.S. repatriation flights with Colombian nationals.

1:34 PM – President Gustavo’s office announces they will send the presidential plane to pick up the Colombian deportees.

The era of mass migration is over, and every country must take back its citizens who are in the U.S. illegally.