Breaking : NETANYAHU PLANS TO ARREST THOUSANDS OF PALESTINIANS

Mario Nawfal

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🇮🇱🇵🇸 NETANYAHU PLANS TO ARREST THOUSANDS OF PALESTINIANS

He literally instructed the various ministries to prepare for an ‘influx of detainees’ from Gaza

The IDF and Shin Bet expect thousands of arrests, on top of the 4,000+ arrested since the war started.

Things keep getting uglier while the world enjoys the Oscars. Sad.

Source: Channel 13

Mario Nawfal

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🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP

1. Biden and Israel wished Muslims “a safe, healthy, and blessed” Ramadan. Hamas says WTF?!?!

2. ⁠Power to Tesla’s gigafactory is expected to be restored today following last week’s eco-terrorist attack. They plan to target Airbus next, saying Boeing is doing a great job already.

3. The Oscars tried to go woke and failed. Proving once more that happy endings only occur in Hollywood.

4. ⁠Kanye’s daughter, North, is working on an album called “Elementary School Dropout.” A shining role model for all schoolgirls.

5. 50 people were injured as a Boeing Dreamliner jet momentarily lost control, throwing passengers into the ceiling. Boeing’s CEO looks for people to throw under the bus to save his job.

6. News agencies, and the Princess, confirm that Kate Middleton’s photo was photoshopped. Prince Harry says that explains why she was smiling.

7. Netanyahu claims the war in Gaza could end in one to two months, just in time for the U.S to finish building their aid delivery pier. Biden’s pissed.

8. John Cena appeared naked on stage to present an Oscar. Kanye wants to sue him for stealing his fashion designs.

BREAKING: EU STAFF EVACUATED FROM HAITI AS THE COUNTRY DESCENDS INTO CHAOS

“As a response to the dramatic deterioration of the security situation, we took the decision to reduce our activities on the ground and we moved the staff of the EU delegation in Port-au-Prince to a safer location outside of the country.”

Source: Barron’s