Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
🚨 12-HOUR NEWS RECAP
1. Ukrainian forces, flying the EU flag, entered Russia in their latest counter-offensive. Macron wonders if he has started WW3.
2. UK Ministry of Defence revealed they now possess lasers. Given that their brand new naval warship caught on fire off the coast of Ireland and their multi-million dollar brand new tanks are stuck in the mud in Ukraine, I am POSITIVE they did an exceptional job with laser weapons.
3. The Tate brothers were arrested in Romania based on a warrant issued by the UK. It looks like their dream of traveling back to the UK is about to come true.
4. Haiti’s Prime Minister announced his resignation, and the U.S. promised $100 million in aid to secure the country. U.S. oil companies are keen to assist in ‘stabilizing’ the nation. Gang leader Barbeque says, ‘Stay the hell out of my country.’
5. A former Trump employee disclosed that Trump often left classified documents in unsecured rooms. Trump claims he got the idea from Biden’s garage storage.
6. A United Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing after leaking hydraulic fluid during takeoff. Boeing’s CEO had a panic attack until he discovered it was an Airbus plane.
7. Trump stated his first acts as president would be “to close the border, DRILL, BABY, DRILL, and free the January 6th detainees.”
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
🚨🇱🇧BREAKING: IDF STRIKES EASTERN LEBANON | 1 KILLED, 4 INJURED
IDF fighter jets reportedly targeted two military bases of Hezbollah in the Baalbek area, deep within Lebanon.
The strikes were a response to earlier actions by Hezbollah, which launched attacks towards the northern regions of Israel today.
Civil Defense in Eastern Lebanon: “One person was killed and 4 injured in a preliminary toll of the two Israeli raids on the Bekaa.”
Source: Yediot News
https://twitter.com/i/status/1767518905113760130
